Dear Professor Kir-Wack
(Her name is K*rwan. I put that star there so she can't accidentally
google her name and happen on this here blog talking smack about her.)
You're one fucked up teacher. Probably the worst professor I've ever
had. Everytime we have a disorganised, unimportant lecture that you
claim isn't on the test and then have three to five questions (two of
which are essay questions), I want to wring your wrinkly, ugly neck
with that dried broomstick pile of crap on your head you seem to think
is hair.
I hope I never run into a crappy-ass teacher like you again--and going
on seven years of college I've had my share of professors I didn't like.
And the thing is... you're actually nice. You just fucking suck at teaching.
Oh and you're ugly.
That did not make me feel better.